My head hurts
I am coughing
I feel really crook
I force one eye open
Heaven looks like the boat
Get up Bubba
Must have one to hell
Donna is here too
Sort out my clothes
Whingeing and moaning
Cough cough ah hell
My head hurts
Syphon the python
Five minutes in the shower
Now I am wet
And my bloody head hurts
Rascy gets his treats
A rub on the belly
Yarra a scrap of bread
My bloody head hurts
The drive to work
Will clear my head
Get out of the way
You slow morons
All day coughing
Blowing my nose
Wishing i worked indoors
It rained all day
First cold in four years
It knocked me around
If i didn't get the coughing record
I certainly got the whingeing one
I've Got a Cold