​Join the War

Kids of America
Join us now
We will fly you
Around the World

We have cool clothes
Fashionable camouflage designs
Summer camp environment
Lots of fun thins

Sites around the world
Plenty of room for you
Lots of sun and sand
A bit of pocket money too

A variety of activities
Shoot a local
Get blown up
The very popular go mad

We have the best guns
Endless supply of ammo
Load your gun
Time to kick arse

The vowel war needs you
Iraq or Iran
Afghanistan awaits
Did I say Iran

They'll be happy
Even if we have to
Kill them all
Ungrateful bastards

Forget Pro sport
Do college in rehab
The Dems are shutting us down
Sign up before it's too late
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