Not Bloody Likely Mate
Migrants flooded our land
They thought life was grand
Though not as good
As the old neighbourhood
They brought their old life
The kids and the wife
Their funny sounding food
Music for their mood
They should all be Australian
Not bloody Italian
Be one of us
Or get back on the bus
Aussies moved far and wide
Many went stateside
They heard it spoken
You should be American
Bloody hell that's a shocker
I'm a fair dinkum ocker
I just want a good life
Prosper with my wife