​I am a star
With the air guitar
Never miss a note
I really rock

I duet with Thorpie
We do Time To Live
Or Most People I Know
The place is jumping

I try the drums
Gil Matthews can have them
I'll stick to what I am good at
Belting out a riff

Angus Young is another
We wow the crowd
He crosses the stage
I just stand and jam

There is not a tune
I don't know
A song I can't sing
My air guitar howling

A stop at the lights
Time for my fingers
To stroke the strings
Together with Clapton

Will be as close
As most will get
To being a rock star
We were born to be wild

​Playing the Air Guitar